More Quick Writes

[Man1x]

Hard Hit

Wanna be called lard shit or shard tit?
Well excuse me, my candle is lit
Replace candle with dick
Stuck it in your pit, you gave me a hickie
In return, you get a stiffie

Just a rookie

Bust a hook n' pee
Watch gasoline come from my wee wee
And once it catches fire I go SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEt
Ignorance is bliss and simple rhymes are key

Still Starving

Still the pill pad king
They call me Ming
Crossed eyes n' small bod
I don't have ipod, I make ipods
Sometimes tripods, package cod
Can't affored Chronic, mind works like I'm bionic

Being Haunted

Seeing Staunt Strew Shit in Shrides
I have to admit, it was time to duck, slide, and hide
I take life in strides, grabbing every hand I find
Kind of sick I know. I pass HOV in smoke and HIV in sex
Wanna see my pex while I sinfully flex? Put her under a hex.
Got Lex Lugar to go on cougar, beat a women and then sued her.

Scary Fact

Dairy fat can't compare to big mac calories
Back to foul n' these words with mental melodies
Methodological speaking, my words play pocket pull with these kidies
Taking these ten year old tities,tit tie them and try to please these for fiddy
Speaking of fiddy, why'd he hit me? All I did was steal the mic and banged his kitty
Sissy pussy couldn't get a kissy from me or my missy, i may be pissy but I'm also a little hissy

WACK

You sandy

Girl, you handy.
Here my dick, it's chew candy.

Time to screw, fuck the world

I do my crew, lucky morals kept me sane
Without my bros, I would step the game
Down, now I make you look like a clown
Where is a smart ass punchline to save you now?

Fuck that

Dunkin' glad protestors into trash cans
Dashin' to slash their tires, I got fast hands
I have gathered a followin', people love me
So don't come actin' like your above me

Above me

I got a chrome key
It opens my home on the sea
Believe me, living like a dove, free
Come to my cove, I challenge you, Hov, and Ye

Least some appeased

Pft! Please, I come with ease
I'ma different breeze, some will freeze
Dummies come to me faking bum knees
"Let me go home, please, please!"

End Up Like Chris Reeves

I bend clubs to fight with a bitch, cleaved!
Sendin' pubs my nude pick of Steve.
Heaved a beautiful steed to my knee.
Ahhh what a good deed, I love dissin' freaks.
Call them geeks, threw 'em into a shit pile.
I hit Kyle, thew the fucker into the nile, and spit up bile.

That Done Fricked Up The Shire

That cat's gun kicked up the fire fight
He used his gat to stick up the tight gay guy
With blond hair die and rainbow tie, a midnight fright
Okay, dim the lights, try not to cry, cause tonight ya die

Pass Out First Buy Us A Round

My class doubts, cursed my bias Kanye sounds
The clowns spout, stirred my lies in the clouds

[Man1x]

Okay, just want feedback. I think I'm getting better but idk. Other stuff I've done:

http://forum.trshady.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=121769

http://forum.trshady.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=121765

[Man1x]

@Geno

I was typing it on my phone so it was hard to put it all in one post