Submitted this for Too Late For This for B. Nutz, then realised it was completely off-topic, so I asked for deletion. Here's the verse. Make of it what you will.
Stick in the cartridges, no loading
Stick in the CDs, too much loading
Guess what? I am a retro gamer
Not a gambler or a cheater but a player
Yeah, girl, I'm all fingers and thumbs
You put your hands on my joystick, are you fucking dumb?
NES, SNES and Genesis
I said I was fucking addicted and that was evidence
Now where do we find Zabe today?
He bought a Wii so he could buy games from back in the day
Mario, Sonic and fucking Actraiser
I'm so niche I've got Earthbound on a Motorola Razor!
Eventually I managed to catch up with the pack
I bought a PS3 and played CoD for the craic
I go on matchmaking so I can talk some smack
I'm a nerd, anyone got a problem with that?
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