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All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby asid12345678 » Nov 10th, '11, 09:10

I had to translate this from Dutch cause I couldn't find the original source. Hopefully the sentences are understandable enough. (I'm not an interpreter or anything).

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Its seems that the movie industry, and especially Hollywood, are making movies by the truckload. Creativity and Distinction are two words which more and more are replaced with Speed and Profit. Designers of movie posters seem to have adjusted to this idea. There are a couple of formulas that seem to guarentee succes. Here they are...

Small people on the beach, big heads in the sky. Kleenex drama in which one of the lead characters dies, but all ends well.
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A back and some guns. A lot of action, shooting and explosions.
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Backs against each other. Romantic comedies. The main characters hate each other in the beginning of the film, but later fall in love. The movie is usually a disappointment.
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The bed. Suggest the movie contains sex, but it actually only contains bullsh*t.
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The giant WTF eye. Every which way... Horror.
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Nature is beautiful! And blue! For a nature film, you use blue. Get it? Good.
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Black and orange.[/B] Black = action. Orange = explosion.
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Run! The main character is either running away from the bad guys, or is trying to catch them. Almost the same as 'Black and orange' movies, except the explosions are replaced with suspense.
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Legs. Suggest the movie contains sex, and it does.
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby Solace » Nov 11th, '11, 01:46

That's pretty interesting, never realized it. :y:
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby asid12345678 » Nov 11th, '11, 06:23

Solace wrote:That's pretty interesting, never realized it. :y:

I know..interesting read :coffee:
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby Maybe » Nov 17th, '11, 05:20

Haha pretty cool actually.
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby EG. » Nov 17th, '11, 06:15

You speak Dutch? :o Where do you live?

On topic: They really are the same aren't they, never noticed it though.
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby asid12345678 » Nov 17th, '11, 07:02

EvaG wrote:You speak Dutch? :o Where do you live?

On topic: They really are the same aren't they, never noticed it though.

I live in the google translate world :p .

And yeah pretty dope stuff , thought I should share .
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby BigBoss » Nov 17th, '11, 07:06

EvaG wrote: They really are the same aren't they, never noticed it though.


This.

Thats pretty cool
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby Blu » Nov 17th, '11, 07:11

Pretty cool but..











Avatar's not a horror movie..
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby BigBoss » Nov 17th, '11, 07:14

Blu wrote:Pretty cool but..











Avatar's not a horror movie..

Yea I liked avatar...
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby asid12345678 » Nov 17th, '11, 08:00

Blu wrote:Pretty cool but..











Avatar's not a horror movie..

well , yeah , but it does involve some sort of creature like most movies on that category
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby Kez » Nov 20th, '11, 14:59

Blu wrote:Avatar's not a horror movie..


Depends on your definition, I can't imagine a worse horror than being forced to watch Avatar
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby flyingmonkey10 » Nov 26th, '11, 10:01

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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby Emadyville » Jan 13th, '12, 04:01

Solace wrote:That's pretty interesting, never realized it. :y:


yeah, i mean shit :sweating:

but it makes sense, you only have so much space for a movie poster I guess :coffee:
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby NicoleEM » Jan 13th, '12, 04:41

lmao nice find.Also very true,i noticed that just a few days a go when i was @ the movies.Only the actors change lol.
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Re: All Movie Posters Are The Same

Postby Drama Setter » Jan 13th, '12, 08:33

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