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[Verse 1]
What are friends? Backstabbers, Bullshiters. Funny to think I miss em'.
What are women? Money-Grabbers, Friend-Splitters, Now I diss' em.
But the sad thing is really, I'm getting kind of tired.
It sounds nuts maybe, but I guess I'm Blind in my desires.
See, when I was at school, No one really gave a fuck.
Gee, Him? He's just a tool, give him a buck, he'll suck!
Spreadin rumors, sayin' shit, spittin out spew that isn't true,
Making me angry, so I started dissin just one, or maybe two.
That progressed to three, then four, then five, then six.
Then pretty soon, you see, I had given the entire school shit.
Except this one girl I had my eye on. She was pretty as can be
I had given her the world. and a cosmic brownie from Little debbie.
Then I found out she had an issue, a jealousy thing. So I dumped her.
So somebody give me a tissue, as I sing the chorus to the lonesome song seen?
[Chorus]
I'm alone again,
because friends are shit
and bitches are jealous
or whores
or money grabbers
or just shit!
I'm alone again!
Yay!
Now back to the verse!
(BACK TO THE VERSE!)
[Mini-Verse 2]
So about halfway through the summer my friend named Rich called me up.
He gave me a shout, said he was sick and needed someone to watch his stuff.
This is fishy, but being a troll and a G, I decide to fuck with him a bit.
I go, "Dick, I would but I fucked your wife, hehe, I can't watch your stuff, Rich."
he goes, "Prick, you should know she's shit. have a nice life you selfish piece of shit.
And that's the story of how I'm still lonely and how I lost my good buddy named dick.
[Chorus]
I'm alone again,
because friends are shit
and bitches are jealous
or whores
or money grabbers
or just shit!
I'm alone again!
Yay!
...
[Bridge]
Well shit.
I'm still alone.
This shit's still depressing.
Mini verse two isn't even true.
Shit.
Forever alone,
Even at home.