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Yo, Bitch!

Postby Hopsinshadie » Dec 17th, '12, 08:01

LOF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=150909&p=2067196#p2067196

Yo bitch, yo bitch
I got a 9 inch dick

I've been screening phone calls since I got home y'all
And I been going so hard and when I say I ball Im talking about all
the plaques for my whole wall and racks to fill a whole mall
And my balls are a catch like gold balls, so go long,
I go hard I murder bitches, I fuck bitches, Im a hard ass mother fucker

Yo Bitch, I got a 9 inch dick

My dick is replete with cum that chicks eat, And All I ever do is fuckin go ''balls deep''
So Foxy, Foxy! call me Ryan Gosling and get down on your knees tell me u want me
I'm awesome! Nothing don't phase me, I'm the old slim shady, crazy AKA Kevin Spacey
from that movie Seven cut Gwen Paltrows beautiful face off with a chainsaw
and meticulously wrapped it in a box and showed up at Brad Pitt's day job
That was a lame plot, I'm way raw, I do it 20 times harder, It's game on
Can't stop me now faggots I'm insane dog so get your chase on bring your blade saws
I'm a maniac I fuck tricks and bitches and murder them like only OJ Simpson wishes
But I don't get caught I throw them in my ditches fuck hit lists I kill whenever it itches
I don't get played chicks don't cheat on Me, I kill them strictly for pleasure I do it discretely
Don't mean to sound pretentious, But They call me Stupendous, I got game it's tremendous,
bitches deposited in my trenches, it's horrendous, I shredded their heads up
They say life is a trip, but Hospin-Shadie don't quit, So I'm gonna fuck you at all cost, yo bitch
Im aiming for your clit and I'm so pissed, Im a straight ass shooter, so I won't miss
You look a little achy maybe, I can tell you want some u zany lady,
Taylor Momsen hops into my grey mercedes, She's my giselle I'm like her Tom Brady
but a little bit of Hopsin-shadie, I shoot lights out like Klay Thompson baby,
Ms Momsen, i Don't mean my dick, I mean my fucking M 80
Shot gun, what u still want some, That's what I thought cunt, too bad hun the funs done

Yo Bitch! Yo Bitch! I got a 9 inch dick.

I don't give a fuck about u slut, I'm fucking u up, this is for my strut
My Johnson needs to get some dunk, I'm drunk as fuck, my common sense has shrunk
Felt funky and wrapped her up in my trunk, Got duck tape put it over her face all at once
She screamed but I ain't hearin it, she's just my dang experiment, I'm furious, I'm seriously gonna kill the bitch, it'll be merely bliss
I'll beat u lets fight, Im Psyched, Bitch let's end your life tonight u dam dyke
I'm gonna rape you till you FAWKING DIE, I'll go psycho like my teacher WALTER WHITE
But don't worry baby, you'll be alright... Sike!! Time to get the knife! Run 4 your life!
Were now entering my meth lab, I'll be the best that you ever had
Now don't Don't Fuckin make me mad, Cuz I swear to god that I'm breaking bad
shit's about to get messy, I put my dick in your breast, hot and zesty
put down your hennessy now and fuckin address me as your majesty
Hi my name is Jesse, now time to caress me, Oh god u remind me of the chick that left me
I'm the kid from breaking bad, And if you don't do it I'll rape you all spazzed out
And if you ever blab your mouth in public and shout
I'll fuckin blow your brains out, and go hangs out with my wangz out
Fuck it.. I'll blow both our brains out, Just like Junior Seau, screaming go go gangnam style,
Yo Bitch. You're a useless helper, Im getting my gun out and goin Jovan Belcher
This is murder suicide yo, but I faked my death you dam ho
But one last time please suck it ah fuck it, You're dead!

Yo bitch, yo bitch.

I got a 9 inch dick!
Last edited by Hopsinshadie on Dec 17th, '12, 19:32, edited 45 times in total.
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    Try to argue It was just entertainment dawg Entertainment DOG!
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Re: Yo, Bitch!

Postby BigBoss » Dec 17th, '12, 08:13

lol/10
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Re: Yo, Bitch!

Postby macdaddy019967 » Dec 17th, '12, 08:35

fucking amazing
great job
10/10
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Re: Yo, Bitch!

Postby EmTV » Dec 17th, '12, 12:56

BigBoss wrote:lol/10


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Re: Yo, Bitch!

Postby AbramIsaac » Dec 17th, '12, 19:35

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