Best Em song about relationship issues/baby mother drama?

[CanadaPure]

I'm not surprised as I usually cry while masturbating to "Kim", but that's neither here nor there.

That reminds me, I feel like most of Encore would be perfect for this

The drugged up Em flow and the lazy rhymes; it just screams "Rasclart".

Ah yes, the only song that failed the Rasclart test on Encore was "Puke" because it makes me lose my erection, forcing me to work harder while masturbating.

[12characters]

I'm not surprised as I usually cry while masturbating to "Kim", but that's neither here nor there.

That reminds me, I feel like most of Encore would be perfect for this

The drugged up Em flow and the lazy rhymes; it just screams "Rasclart".

Ah yes, the only song that failed the Rasclart test on Encore was "Puke" because it makes me lose my erection, forcing me to work harder while masturbating.

Ah yes, the "Kim Effect", as I like to call it. It is an erection's worst enemy tbqh.

[infinite2hts]

lmao i love the discussion happening in the thread.

[python]

I'm not surprised as I usually cry while masturbating to "Kim", but that's neither here nor there.

That reminds me, I feel like most of Encore would be perfect for this

The drugged up Em flow and the lazy rhymes; it just screams "Rasclart".

Ah yes, the only song that failed the Rasclart test on Encore was "Puke" because it makes me lose my erection, forcing me to work harder while masturbating.

Ah yes, the "Kim Effect", as I like to call it. It is an erection's worst enemy tbqh.

FACK is a good Rasclart song. However, that may be because my boyfriend stuck a gerbil in my ass before I woke up.

[HeySamantha]

Relationship issues - Spacebound
Baby mama drama - Kim

[BlueberryWun]

Are most y'all white? lool don't mock my culture/heritage

[CanadaPure]

Are most y'all white? lool don't mock my culture/heritage

We weren't mocking it, we just have no clue what the fuck a "rasclart" is.

[Snakebeast]

My dad brought me up to be a simple man. My masturbation sessions do not need to be lavish, exciting, or extravagant. Just get the job done with the required amount of pumps, no more or no less. When you're orgasming, let out a simple sigh, clean up, and move on with your day.

No porn, no fleshlight. Just me, the bathroom, Spacebound or LTWYL, and my early morning or late night solo lonesome.

It's a simple way, but it gets the job done.

Can I please use this as a sig? Please?

And wtf Bluewaffle, you make the most random poll threads ever.

[CanadaPure]

My dad brought me up to be a simple man. My masturbation sessions do not need to be lavish, exciting, or extravagant. Just get the job done with the required amount of pumps, no more or no less. When you're orgasming, let out a simple sigh, clean up, and move on with your day.

No porn, no fleshlight. Just me, the bathroom, Spacebound or LTWYL, and my early morning or late night solo lonesome.

It's a simple way, but it gets the job done.

Can I please use this as a sig? Please?

And wtf Bluewaffle, you make the most random poll threads ever.

LOL, if you want to you're more than welcome to.

[Whitefox]

I have never tried masturbation to Eminem's rasclart songs before. What are advantages and disadvantages of this process? I need to know before I try it.

[CanadaPure]

I have never tried masturbation to Eminem's rasclart songs before. What are advantages and disadvantages of this process? I need to know before I try it.

Well, the generally relaxed nature of a rasclart session ensures that you do not bend the shape of your penis due to intense masturbatorial torque. It also ensures a clean session, with not messy excessive lubricant or pleasure. The added benefits of having a rasclart session to Eminems music includes, a relaxed mood, and general positivism throughout the day.

[Whitefox]

Cant wait for the night then! I've already chose the song - it will be My 1st single.