Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwrSahy5S7Y
LOF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=166313#p2451154
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Don't act like it's not weird that you have a crush on me,
This lost puppy will follow me around like he's stuck on me,
No surprise when he writes me love letters, "Dear CP,
Did you see me peaking in your house? its not weird, we'd be,
A cute couple, my mom told me so, oh if only you loved me back,
Your friend snake" Snake, brother, you gotta trust me that,
You need to find another man, one who respects you lots,
Who will inspect your balls and then ingest your crotch,
But you're not gonna get it from me I'm so sorry,
There's no more story, you need to accept "no" for me,
When you embedded lines in a rap about fucking lime enema,
You're lucky I ended up deciding not to try endin' ya',
If I was offended, but instead I ended up joking back,
You could have had a broken back, or been choked and smacked,
But you probably would have liked that, I coulda took you,
But look boo', I'm gonna finish my song with a hook too,
[Sung]
We live in a time where it's okay for a man
To love another man, and wanna hold his hand,
But please don't write me anymore, I'm straight,
And if your gay, I promise I won't hate (Snake),