do not ask me whhy (my cool rap song)

by **bobthedog** » Jul 1st, '14, 15:23

hey guys im afraid that you will judge me when i post this but this is my FIRST rap song well i have been writing them for a while since i knew what a pen was um....yes1! i wrote this one in like 5 minutes because i am beginning to feel like a rap DOG haha geddit?? anyway please do not be mean or harsh becaues this all comes from the heart :'(

i have not written the secon d or thrid verses yet i want to know what u guys think of this first but please no mean feedback thansk!!!!

p.s. im raeally nervous to post this!
INTRO:)
a lot of people doubt me
i do not know what it is about me
that makes u people doubt me
i think i am going 2 snap
if i do not write tis rap
so here we go!
1-2-3
WEEEE!
(VERS:E1)
helelo ym name is bob!!
i like dogs because they are hot! (that rhymes ok)
and also ur mom (that also rhymes ok)
i got lots of swag!
do not you dare call me a fag!
becaus ei am not a FAg i am BOB.
i f*ck ur mom in her butt so hard it makes her SOB.
everyone syas i am a HEARTTHROB.
more like a HEART ROB
becuas ei rob your heart (get it???_

)
ever since the start
peple said i wasnt smart
but how can this d*ck be wrong?
how can i not sing my song?
also my gas pump is the size of texas
i bet that you wish that you coul d hit this
bt not violently violence is mean
when i said my gas pump i menat my peen (sorry if that is too dirty

)
and when i said you cuold hit it i meant get it
but like suck it
because that is what you do to penises i think
or anyway that is what my older brother told me but he stinks
(brudge:)
he also told me when i was a little doggy
i always used to cry
because whenever i looked at a girl her pussy would just get tight
he said do not ask me why
and i said kk
i didnt mean to have all this swag...
didnt mean to have a d*ck the size of gods (jesus im sporry if that is blasphemy)
but all these female girls just have hot bods!!!
(HOOK)
my d*ck is too big for the pussy to contain
do not ask me why do not ask me why(uh,uh)
my d*ck is too bad for tis world to contain
do not ask me why do not ask me why(uh, uh)

by **cement** » Jul 1st, '14, 15:44

wow this was very artistic

by **mdemaz** » Jul 1st, '14, 15:46

this is really deep i luv the complex lyricism and wordplay

you are very talented

keep it up bruh

by **cement** » Jul 1st, '14, 15:48

i want to see it rapped on the jay-z "fuckwithmeyouknowigotit" instrumental, please do this bob

by **mdemaz** » Jul 1st, '14, 15:50

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

by **bobthedog** » Jul 1st, '14, 17:02

thank you so mcuh for the support everyone!! i was afraid the haters owuld be out to get me but i guess the lovers came instead

also cement i lvoe that suggestion i think i will!!! :flower:

keep an eye out for it because it is coming!!!

by **cement** » Jul 1st, '14, 17:57

yessssss omg im looking forward to it swagg

by **bobthedog** » Jul 2nd, '14, 03:23

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sbEantxiF1
listen to this....it is my song

by **gutawafang** » Jul 2nd, '14, 06:29

bobthedog wrote:http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sbEantxiF1
listen to this....it is my song

My god. Thank you for existing.

by **Rafael** » Jul 2nd, '14, 07:12

bobthedog wrote:http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sbEantxiF1
listen to this....it is my song

This is the best thing I've heard in my life .

by **Rafael** » Jul 2nd, '14, 07:18

I thought this guy started out as a gimmick but now I can see he's dead serious about this.

Goat member.

by **bobthedog** » Jul 3rd, '14, 02:37

thanks for all the kind responses

im glad that you liked it!! :smoking:

i am thinking of recording a full lenght album/mixtape i am very passionate about this and was wondering if you guyst hink maybe i could make a living off of this??? i am working on writing the second song....... :boxing: