by Intruder » Nov 17th, '14, 11:14
This is probably his best rhyme ever:
Wrap you in rope and plastic,
Stab you with broken glass and
Have you with open gashes
Strapped to a soakin' mattress
4 repetitions of 7 Syllable rhymes
Or on Keeping It Raw:
I'm keepin' it raw,
Illegal like Malik and Jamal,
Cause I don't believe in the law,
Like I'm Steven Seagal
Flippin' off the police while I'm leapin' a wall
Take some Tylenol,then fall asleep in a mall
I got your little son,you'll be receivin' a call
You're lucky this little punk's still breathin' at all
Fuck the world,this how I get even at y'all
Pop shit,get rolled up and leave in a ball
I hit you in your mouth and sink your teeth in your jaws
You won't be able to eat shit,not even a malt
This lethal assault
Is givin' you a reason to stall
I'm cockin' this deuce deuce and I'm squeezin' it off
At the first burp,fart,sniffle,a sneeze and a cough
Get your arm chewed off like you were teasin' a dog
I'm cold enough and hot enough to freeze and unthaw
I'll kick my girl out in 10 degrees in her bra
You faggots turn yellow like the trees in the fall
I'm shittin' on rappers,(Where's Shady?) he's in the stall
All that's left of your niece is a piece of her doll
And all that's left of her puppy is a leash and a paw
23 repetitions of 4 Syllable rhymes
There's an intruder... in my house
He cut my phone line... can't dial out
I scream for police... but I doubt
They're gonna hear me... when I shout
-Eminem
Even Eminem is scared of me...