CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[4D]

Next topic: dead walking.

Just finished night shift and it`s time for my mind to quit,
But, there`s more things to do and no fuckin time to sit,
Kids for school and shoppin to be done also
If you think i`m lyin you`re bein false though,
I`m in town, like the dead walkin, i`m draggin my feet,
On my last legs, eyes closin and fallin asleep,
I can`t help myself, I start snooze strollin',
I awaken and can`t see, cos my eyes too swollen!!



Next topic : I`m fuckin manly!

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

dead walking , people talking ,
these zombies fronting , blunting,
imma take them out while im stunting,
eating the living , fucking in heavin,
the dead walking has got to stop,
bring out the garlic ,chop of the top,
the dead walking have took over the streets,
a dont give a fuck coz ill be ate within a weak,


edit:

fordie posted while i typed forget THIS!!!!

[AspirinE]

Next topic: dead walking.

Just finished night shift and it`s time for my mind to quit,
But, there`s more things to do and no fuckin time to sit,
Kids for school and shoppin to be done also
If you think i`m lyin you`re bein false though,
I`m in town, like the dead walkin, i`m draggin my feet,
On my last legs, eyes closin and fallin asleep,
I can`t help myself, I start snooze strollin',
I awaken and can`t see, cos my eyes too swollen!!



Next topic : I`m fuckin manly!

Im fucking manly... with a hammer handy/
Sipping on some brandy.. watching footbal/
6 foot tall,--- geeky pricks all shook ..fall
-to grounds after a hook in- brawls/
Dick 2wice bigger than the average/
Not a wi.gger never gonna see me in some pants too baggish/
Cocky in the talking manner always got my fists clunched/
hate on faggots beat-em, taunt-em call-em "dick munch"/
friends aint got no manners too always hanging with the sick bunch/



next topic: stolen cars.

[PmT-Faith]

I havnt stolen many cars, i plan it out in 60 seconds
watched the movie bout 20 times still tryna beat the record
sometimes i sit in a diner just waitin on unlucky guests
they order there first meal, and i'm out the door all obsessed
im like possesed, I think it up how well ive really progressed
I'm all impressed how i digest info I'm quality best,
I get outside and now i'm in front of there car Thinkin less
I cant do it, get in mine, Tommorow is a new day i guess

New topic: Plotting the destruction of the place you work at

[AspirinE]

New topic: Plotting the destruction of the place you work at

Sick thoughts of rampages destruction a mission/
i envision the boss beaten-in-rage to submission/
while hes begs to have his life spared/
"please let me go i they need me home i got a wife there"/
"motherfucker... told u bitch i wanna raize"
-
these days... its hard to live a normal life a week for 80 dollars
And im too dumb to be a book-freak hated scholar/
"u see ur office" - "yes!" - "the gas, the matchstick?"- "yes"-
now stress and watch and just how ur agency becomes a pile of ashes-melted-plastic mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/


next topic: sucker punch

[4D]

(Asp, your last 2 rhymes were hilarious man, Sick shit!!)

I`ve got no money, i`m hungry, gonna take a fuckers lunch,
CAtch him off guard and land my planned sucker punch,
Bystanders inspect with awe as knuckles connect with Jaw,
I don`t respect the law, stoopin to authority is not my priority,
I`m a savage, grabbin this sammich and nobody try bother me,
Cos it`s my property now and i`ll probably drown you if you strike,
End up in bits in a ditch, some walker sayin he found you in hike.

Next topic : Cornflakes in my underwear

[4D]

Anyone wanna battle, come on I`d like to see ya try ya bastard
My rhymes have a skull and cross bones, an emcee biohazard,
Cos, i compose with corrosive wit that`s more explosive than semtex,
People read my rhymes, plead and cry and pray I give them sex,
Wanna fight, drop the cola, and i`ll burn you alive like caustic soda,
You doubt my clout then feel a course of the force I taught ta Yoda!


Next topic : That`s the last time i`ll try drugs

(That was funny as fuck G Killa!! )

[PmT-Faith]

Umm, yea oh boy heh, (scratches) where do i get started
(twitch) the last time we met doctor you said my mind was departed
It was turned inside out makin itself a fuckin target
when i snapped out, i noticed that i was suckin on the carpet
please doctor you gotta help, I'm buggin to get free
My minds gone, well its dead but im beggin you please
'll even go as far as suckin a WHoaa, i gotta head rush
What was i sayin doc, Oh i just bought a lead stuffed
packing that read TNT what does that mean,
Well i was in my boys bedroom and decided to breathe
and figure out how to get the timer workin on that clock
i set it to 12 and what do you know the thing stopped
So i was on my way to the store to pick up a battery
so i could fix my boys clock It was gettin late, almost 3
and i remembered my doctors office closed at that time,
which brings me here, Cmon doc that must be a sign
"doctor" sir is everything that you just said to me the fuckin truth?
cause if so, we need you to calm down look on the news,
a house just down on main, Was blown up around 3
a little boy was killed, and no sign of the other family
The man wakes up and realizes before he left he fell asleep
Walked in and took the bomb, dismembered it then seen
The man saw his little boy ran up and they both Hugged
He told the Boy he promises on his life, Hell never do drugs

"i unno some shit i just thought up"

"Being on a quad (ATV) with a sword, and the cops dont care"

[4D]

(Haha good story)

I`m racin down main street, cos i got a great beef with state police,
They`re chasin my quad, and i`m prayin to God to escape with ease,
I had to grate the cheese, like a house mouse stealin the cheddar,
And if i run free with the money, my ass will be feeling the better,
But, Oh God Wait, there`s a Blockade at the end of this road,
Flashin lights of sirens await me, My fuckin sword i disrobe,
The samurai designed blade lights up my face n Quad,
And in the darkness the sharpness targets the bacon squad.

Next topic : Born on April fools day!

[AspirinE]

next topic:drink driving

Kids... you shouldnt have Drink, driving/
aint nobody smiling wen they watch your car sink-diving-from-the-bridge-right-in to the river flying/
Its too terrifying, no lying..
You dont want to be piss drunk dying under water trying
just to open doors wen ur miind is aall confused and dazzled/
And ur dad-will think u were a moron - driving sipping on a liquor bottle
full throttle ...


edit: oops....


next topic: catapult.

[C-Game]

ASP Wrote : next topic :catapult

everytime my parents talk with me i gather up
buckets of tears coz each day i request for a catapult
and finnaly i was blessed wit it and my head erupt
i went out and shooted everythin that had a pulse
one day my target changed i aimed at my huge neighbour
wrong target reading it was a woman already in labour
the rock hit on her tummy she was cryin i went to save her
and stomped on her head and showed that am a gangst player


next topic: wrestliing

[AspirinE]

i dont wrestle a guy, thats far to homo
gotta see them girls who fly,stripper names like yo yo
in a lolo cruising down toward the arena
get to abusing cute chicks named tina
the headline fight jo vs gina the undertaker
its like its a mudbath night with ladys and tight underware
they yell out bitch slut and even yell hooooooo
but the slow mo blow revealed jo has cameltoe



erm ......topic = bloodbath

Dont mess with loner Joe -they say he get the Bitchs-throat-choken'
cops once saw the sicko -soaking in a Bloodbath smoking on a ci-gar/
his first word spoken - a smirk , a sudden laugh, followed by a "yeee haaw/
He use to study bible class, sent his victims back to see-god/
First time his dad got him a rifle passed- he got him in the knee shot/
aint no coincidence...... ever since his he was an infant, ten,
these kind of freeky misconcepts were desmissed at instances as mistique incidents...


*Horror tune*

Next topic: Coke and Brandi.

[Marth]

coke and brandi yo

how the fuck do you use coke,
do you need to sniff or to smoke
I just want to buy more but i'm broke
so listen folks
I'll give you your money back if you share some to me
so i can buy drugs a fair deal, it seems to me
how it supposed and most likely be
so give me money or coke
Or back my honey that chokes

* chockes in sperm

next topic, selfmurder bats

[AspirinE]

next topic, selfmurder bats

Sure-is-a-fact that...
When shit all out-control, front against me -mc's commit Self-murder with bats,
its like they lured in traps, my bullets burn they backs/
ever since 10 learning how to earn them stacks/
ink in the pen, scribbled rhyming curse words-in-note-pads
19, attract dumb pop listners that never even heard-o'-raps/
on fight scene,apponents all leave face numb-shocked, hurt, eyes all black/

Next topic: Miraculous in fact.

[dadeem]

I need to be miraculous, more than it may seem
As strong as this hercules, Or I will scream
I know we're all jealous, But I will redeem
I know you're a menace, but it's all unseen
But you know in fact, being miraculous isn't bad
You as an intellect, knows it'll be hilarious not sad
But I just kept this secret for myself
And I know you and and you'r mother are both MILF

Aaaaaannnd THEEEee NnnnEeeext Topic will be:
Robert de Niro and his Movies (I love him) or... Me, but you don't know me so just do the first thing.