CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[4D]

Ever met as proper a hero as method actor Robert De Niro,
Better stop at zero when you tot who's near his acting equals,
Before bein wack in sequels like Analyse That, Back in Old School,
In Raging bull punching Joe Pesci, mushin him like a toadstool,
So cool in Goodfellas, His face when the "Cream" song comes on,
Hard as nails, like the young Corleone in Godfather2, took some gongs,
Got his awards cos Bob is a lord, grandmaster, outstanding man/actor,
He's a method man, he becomes the person to understand da char-acter.

Best i could do, just something quick.

Next topic: Gimme the fuckin onion.

[AspirinE]

Eyes red like im hayzi give me that fucking onion
i aint them boys outta shady but leave you like walkin through runyon
you dont hear us coming thismeanswar is the name
now ready to rumble tear your spinal cord out your keeping the brain

dayme im tired but this needed bumping

topic: soul survivor

on this little island, im the soul surviver/
rest had done been hunted down by the violent rival with rifles/
me- the mc .. hitman for hire/
lyrical messiah who spit fire, on bitch liers/
slap the ignorant ones.. those who have no faith/
just look into these rhymes son.. u know im great/
Best, better-then-rest-fuck your crew typa best/
with brains-all-screwed, screws-loose typa mad-nessss/
I manifest ...rappers... greatest fears/
mothers of those who step,
shed tears for they sons that disapears/

next topic: freezing in summer.

[4D]

I strut into the club and start teasin a stunner,
Kinda icy bitch makes you freeze in da summer,
I leave with a number, from which I get her address,
I Got violent plans for the bitch and I`ll never confess,
I'll sever her breast from her chest and Laugh aloud,
As she deep throats me and I fuckin gag her mouth,
Yeah, she gagged on it, and then I bloody shagged her tits,
The severed ones, i made her cum while I slashed her wrists.
She's gashed and slit from ass to clit and it's hilarious,
But, as I scoop her brain out I still can`t take it serious,
It`s just funny to me, she called me u-g-u-l-y, but, look at her,
All chopped and screwed and slopped in stew, I`m cookin her!

Next topic: Supertranny

[4D]

Abracadabra canna have a man-bra, I need to hold my titties up,
Water-melon pecs hurtin my back, feels like a jockey sayn Giddy up,
Gotta double z cup, no trouble clean up, moppin floors with boobs
Sometimes they get sweaty, so i smear em with loads a lubes,
Cos they get irritated, my tits r hated by me so much I've gone insane,
I lost ma brain searchin for solutions to the nuisance that caused da pain!


Next Topic: hip-hop is alive

[AspirinE]

Abracadabra canna have a man-bra, I need to hold my titties up,
Water-melon pecs hurtin my back, feels like a jockey sayn Giddy up,
Gotta double z cup, no trouble clean up, moppin floors with boobs
Sometimes they get sweaty, so i smear em with loads a lubes,
Cos they get irritated, my tits r hated by me so much I've gone insane,
I lost ma brain searchin for solutions to the nuisance that caused da pain!


Next Topic: hip-hop is alive

They say hip hop has died, murdered by talentless rappers/
who earn the prize, by bragging about being the badd-est/
its mad-ness ... how we went from art/music ...to a gangster contest/
the legends we lose em ... on the news... another shooting/
Through the music ..Real fans remember their message and use it/
HIP HOP IS ALIVE!! ..........while u and me is alive/
it can be still be revived by the Tears we cry ... for it/
if-we-have-to-fight for it .... as a mIIII-nority wen the others gave up/
with microphones.. all like brothers in arms, u know that it aint stop/
..Till the last mc falls victim to crime or the lables/
Till years later our children remembered in fables about how this music was able change us...



next topic: pirate.

[4D]

Lol, had to copy your avatar idea Asp.

Patch on one eye, and a peg for a leg, But I`m still kick-ass,
Kickin you so hard in the chest that your kids get whip-lash,
You'll take a big-splash off the plank if you wank-ers vex me,
Got your woman grovellin cos my hobblin ass is sex-y,
Cos polly loves a cracker, well so says the parrot fred,
And she'll be suckin my dick as sure as a carrot's red,
Then I`ll shag her dead, cock like a cannon when I fire it,
Then off on another crusade with my crew mates cos I`m a pirate!

Next Topic : Piss flavoured bubble-gum

[AspirinE]

Lol, had to copy your avatar idea Asp.

Lol ..... arrrrgh
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Rappers style these days is like piss-flavoured-bubble-gun
aint-fress-sick in taste.. but colored colored gold, favoured by none...
...from the real hip hopnation, they ofcourse, no coordianation
...see what we face here is faliour of cooperation...
coorporations got they styles enslaved/
so they aint providing the styles the masses crave/

ugh... im out of thoughts right now.


next topic: nicotine

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

inhale the smoke puff out and choke
the nicotines gone down you throat
addicted restricted nicotine inflicted
predicted death through the theft
of you patch try catch the nicotine snatch



Next topic: The luck of the Irish

[TheWeirdoIsBack]

I'ma leprechaun man and I'm the luckiest alive
I actually got a record deal, I'm signed to Jive
I found $100 dollars outside but it was stolen from a bank
Used to drive a boat, but then it sank.
And then I was with my girl, then I farted and it stank
I blamed it on her
She broke up with me then gave me a spank

I dunno lol.

Next topic: fires

[TheWeirdoIsBack]

We were playin basketball the score was 4-5
The other team was winning but I had the ball it was mine
10 seconds left and I wanted to show them what I got
Hoop was wiiiiide open and I went to make a shot
But then I fucking panicked and dropped it like it was hot
Then we lost and now the team hates me a lot


next topic: circus in hell

[Tash8]

My family's like the devil, we so hot
we a circus we juggle everything that we got.
last time when i had to pay bills but i used it on pot.
so this my last line, cuz my family is a circus in hell, bitch what do you got?

that was shit...

next topic: condensation.

[AspirinE]

next topic: condensation.

com'n and..... watch how I invade the scene storming/
cause a fallout, toxic Condensation in the morning/
i Plow your face through grass wen i wake u as u yawning/
then watch ur head melt burning as u on the lawn and turning/
Run you ova' with a movafuckin lawnmowa' ...
just to give ya sculp a trim, so your brain showa'/
know wha'?! i might as well take an ax... and chop you up to pieces/
brake your back in half take your spinal chord, show it to ur nieces/
And you going back to hell! It dont matter what priest says/
if jesus did exist, he'd prolly think that you aint real/
U might as well do me a favor, dont let me end ur life,
do it yourself -put ur head up on the rail and do right/


Next topic: mindfuck.

[BaZZ]

Next topic: mindfuck.

Crazy people keep fucking your brains apart
Till you become officially mind fucked like a fart
After a while you realize you are very very not smart
Then you give up and put a bullet through your heart

Next Topic: Barney

[Tash8]

Barney

I love barney, don't you too?
We can love him together then we can fuck him too.
We can then rape him and put him in our home
then every time slim's horny, he fucks his brain to the RCA dome.

next topic: TRShady.

[4D]

T.R Shady, sicker than a de-formed baby,
So much talent that the real norm's crazy,
I see ya'll daily, in call outs like who versus?
And I scan "creative writing" for any new verses,
There's few worthless, infact some can amaze
And sting my eyes like a lyrical can o' mace,
But the frantic pace of Ace lyrics has faded
Until I come back and attack and upgrade it!

Next topic: Black death!