I'm climbin a mountain sideways, one hand behind my back/
As I'm lookin at a cougar and plannin my attack/
I had some food, but an ape stole my entire sack/
So I burned his whole hand inside a fire, black/
Then I coasted down a river, headfirst and upside down/
I came across a wolf and I poked both of his eyes out/
I built a tent of grass, and at night I lied down/
And a family of killer ants burrowed in my eyebrows
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