CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Hadez]

one time i come across a fag in shorts
grabbed my salad fork and stabbed this dork
in the face until his mouth was warped
end of story, i'll cut this ballad short


smilies on the forum

[Rain Matrix]

I got most of trshady Dumbstruck
cuz I give tha revolution a
I smoke weed can u go get me a Baggy
roll a blunt it might just make u
these rappers are hot like all girl School
only if their eighteen then it's
I'm a lyricist I have tha Power
thats coke man it's not
I'll lay it down on a Freestyle
tha one thing that makes me
I'm a crazy bastard if u Listen
all smoked out with a
get it right I'm Busy in my City
mc's hate then they get
I'll rhyme tight and keep Flowing
I rolled that blunt now I'm

lol rhymes with tha smilies... if u didn't catch that
Next Topic- Hidden Messages

[Rapsoldier101]

my *gun shines* when the *sun shine* reflects the Stain
with *one nine* and *sum time* ill despense the flame
*towards the sun* of *course you'll run* when i spill brains out
a *shotty shot* it will knock the *lolly pop* out lil waynes mouth


i had to do it

[Robbie G]

I drive by in my hot red Bentley with a nine inch knife drawn
a nasty little surprise is coming to you as you mow your lawn
stab it once or twice then shoot ya in the head like o' trice
slice it and dice it and stack it up really nice when it comes to knifing i'm precise.

Rimjobs.

[Rain Matrix]

shady babies a In Blogs talking about getting Him Off with a Rim Job
I'm like yo thats a Sin Dawg don't make me Bring Glocks to tha Rings Pop
just cuz u make People Yawn go hit some Diesel Chron out this Peaceful Bong
I did it to get u stoned before u die prepare to drop down when I get my Eagle On

Aw Ahhh Aw Ahh

[Rain Matrix]

Next Topic- Flash Gordon V.S. Jeff Gordon

[Big B]

jeff likes being naked he'll always flash gordon
he is a capital attraction like aman in jordan
theyre artful dodgers
acting stray but always jumping in a buck rodgers
jeff wins all the races
while flash keeps all the aces
have a few tricks up my sleeve
but like flash my enemies never leave


Next Topic - The Moon

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

never mind a full moon ill release a banging full tune
itll linger and and not leave just hanging through june
n oh please you skill levels below my kneese
your shit stinks the the moon made of cheese
fuck the space landing im space strangling
not letting air escape and alien man handling
ill stand scanning the stars at night
shooting a rocket launncher at the bite white light




next topic: homosexual dinasours

[Big B]

back in the day when dinosaurs lived
they were also gay and up the bum it got gived
terradactyl fucking a t-rex
having some extamarital sex
so the dinosaurs were homo
rare like the name como
the bits we didn't see in jurassic park
were the bits where dinosaurs were setting the benchmark

ballet dancing

[The Toy Soldier]

back in the day when dinosaurs lived
they were also gay and up the bum it got gived
terradactyl fucking a t-rex
having some extamarital sex
so the dinosaurs were homo
rare like the name como
the bits we didn't see in jurassic park
were the bits where dinosaurs were setting the benchmark

ballet dancing

Tweedle deedle Deedle Dee
Everyone look Im Twirling
Look Everyone Im Spinning
I Jump Up look at me
I Can Twirl did everyone see?
These are skills that you cnt beat
Its in me im hardcore down to the meat
down to the bone and down to the blood
nothing stops me not even ur laughter flood

Next Topic:Kosovic

[SkinNBlista]

Kosovic sux ass
he doesnt get my vote
always puttin ppl down
stampin out their hope

I'll just stand behind him
know wat he says is whack
and hope he doesnt see this
coz I dont want hin txtin back

LOL

[Rain Matrix]

if lol is tha next topic I'm Laughing At U toking a blunt and still lyrically Blastin Mac's Too
one soldier dope as tha overdosage I'm not Bragging Ask Dudes my Passions That True
I don't need to Continue cuz I'm like an armed "firewall" and yur not Coming Thru
when u see me start Runnin Noobs u post similar ta posers like Somethings New

Next Topic- Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

[Ka0t1c]

it's a tease, it's not enough but i love these Peanut Butter Cups
cuz they're sweet but always up they keep me, jeez this chocolate buzz
has got me reading someone's roughs plus it leads to other stuff
my heart beats because of love from each, damn it's just too tough

BBQ Cookout, Where did your Grill Disappear to???

[Rain Matrix]

why is my grill missing bitch did u Steal It
if u did I'm a beat u down on some Real Shit
I'm a charbroil yur face and add Seasonings
then turn tha flame up to it Eats Ya Skin
I'm a cannibal bitch and u taste Good
just like barbecue sauce and Kush

Next Topic- Halo 4

[AspirinE]

Now wtf is a haalo Fo'? could u pick a better topic to-rhyme-about?-No?
maan-i-really-dont kno'... ............what the fuck was-you-thinkin'-O'?
I do me a google search, wow ... a video game ... Lame/
u know in a rappers life - there really No time fo' playaann'/
wen u can pull out a gat for real ... an feeel on the cold steeeel/
and KIIIILLL KILLLL, watching the wigs off them fat heads peal.. peaaaaaaaaaal/
ur enemy squeeeeeelll squeeeeeeeell squeeels!!!!!!!!!!
to add some dramaticness ... do it in the center of beverly hiiiiils
see how the automatics, severs the flesh.... watch the blood as it spiiiils!

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